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Friday, May 27, 2005

Reality TV Withdrawals

It is over! Survivor is over! The Amazing Race is Over! The Apprentice is over! Those are the only reality shoes I watch and they are all over till the fall. I do not watch any other reality shoes! I know Big Brother is coming as it only runs in the summer. I watch that off and on. What am I going to do now when it comes to tv?

I did begin to watch Lost about 1/2 way thru the season.. I got hooked. I would have thought the season finale would have answered some questions. It did very little of that. We finally got to see the monster....some black cloud like "thing" we only saw for about 3 seconds. I am crystal clear as to what THAT was???!!!

Here are some surivor things to rememeber , while you are suffering from reality tv withdrawals!

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.





What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond buckled shoe!
~~Aileen Mehle~~

2 Broken Heels:

Joann said...

Of them all I like the Amazing Race the best.

Did you ever think of putting your photos on Flickr? You could do the free thing there for awhile.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/taxidriver/

Tinker said...

joanne. i do think i have a flickr acct. i have not been there in over a year. i may leave it like it is for awhile. i think i will go see what i have put over at flickr because i do have quite q few pictures over there as i recall.