Totally Ridiculous!

These are absolutely ridiculous shoes...
and so is the heifer I will be talking about now.

Ghetto shoes...she is one I will be adding to my "cast of shoes." She deserves a spot right near the top. Where to begin? Let's begin with her shoes. She wears totally ghetto shoes. For halloween she came in with a pair of bright neon orange shoes on with a pair of black pants and a shirt that had a large pupmkin on it. Nothing wrong with that outfit on that day, but those shoes. When she wears then with jeans they look hideous! Just hideous. Totally tacky. They look kind of like leather espadrilles, but cheap. The other shoes she wears are just as tacky. They are those off brand shoes you see at the urban fashion stores at the mall. Cheap and tacky..like those high heeled orange nubuck steel toed work boots. Who would wear those and where? Ghetto shoes would. She wore them to work.

Tacky!

The other day I overheard her talking about getting a tattoo of the sun around her navel. EEEEH! O kay she is not a thin girl. She is not really big either but she has a big stomach with some rolls of fat there at her waist line. She talks about and does wear now belly shirts with the rolls of fat hanging out in. She does not wear belly shirts to work, but I have seen some weekend pictures. At work she wears form fitting shirts tucked into skirts or pants. There is nothing left to the imagination that she "might" have a jelly belly. She does. She looks bad in those form fitting clothes.

What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond buckled shoe!
~~Aileen Mehle~~