NoSpeeka da English

This was circulating in the office today. Kind of cute!

NoSpeeka da English:

At a bus stop 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The
lady
sitting next to them ignores
them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them says the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come
again
and pee twice. Then I come one
la-sta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how
to
spell Mississippi'."

I bet you will have to read it again!

What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond buckled shoe!
~~Aileen Mehle~~