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Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Airline with a Twist!

Ecstasky Airlines Posted by Hello

I came across a blurb on Ecstasy airlines and was a bit surprised. Not that it existed but what services they offer.

They say: Ecstasky is the world's first airline offering exotic entertainment by beautiful air hostesses, who pamper you so you can have the flight of your life. Ecstasky is an extraordinary airline offering a unique and decadent flying experience. We offer several amenities to make your flight incredible, including exotic entertainment by our beautiful Ecstasky Entertainers.

What does that mean? Really? Are they offering sex for money? Just certain sex acts like "happy endings" or "bj's"? Or everything? Is this really some form of prostitution for our skyways just prettied up to look like something else?

Their ad says their goal is to indulge travelers fantasies so that they have the flight of their life. Cavier, champagne, massages, exotic shows and other fine delicacies are offered. What are the other fine delicacies? The operating clause that promises discretion and discreet billing may hint at that.

The poor wives! Without a private detective, a wife may never discover that credit charge.

Who is policing their airways? We have vice squads on the ground. We see police on tv shows and in our local towns pretending to be prostitutes to bust paying customers. We see officers pretending to be customers to bust prostitutes? Who is in the sky doing that job? Where are the vice police for planes? Who is making sure that those airplanes are not flying whorehouses for the extremely wealthy or famous?

Flying high does not always mean flying RIGHT!

What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond buckled shoe!
~~Aileen Mehle~~

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