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Monday, October 18, 2004

New Filthy Lie Trivia About Glenn Reynolds

Little Known facts about Glenn Reynolds

  • On a daily basis he generates enough toe jam to make 2 peanut butter and toe jam sandwiches for lunch each day.
  • Once when caught in a snow storm without food, he ate boogers to survive until help arrived.
  • He was one of Martha Stewart's young, hot, boy toys not too long ago!
  • Do you see that shoe under my profile? Well, Glenn borrowed those boots from me to wear out one evening and now he does not want to give them back! Shoe thief!
  • Look out now! Glenn is down like that. He knows how to drop down and get his eagle on while getting crunk in da club with his fellow P.I.M.P.'s. (50 had better watch out.)
  • Michael Flatley is his idol and Glenn dreams of dancing with him in Lord of the Dance.
  • Glenn was raised by evil Canadian mimes.
  • He starts the day with a daily protein/veggy shake made of Spam, beets and vodka.
  • His favorite song is Whip It by Devo! And yes! He does have the Devo flowerpot hat.
  • Glenn will be taking Conan O'Briens place on the Tonight Show in 2015.
  • His favorite childhood memory is sleeping each night in his casket bed.
  • When he is having a bad day and there seems no way to make things right, he goes where things are always right for him: Pee Wee's Playhouse!

What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond buckled shoe!
~~Aileen Mehle~~

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