I work in an office and my assistant classic court...you remember her...from Europe and speaks the queens english is a public farter. I was told about it by another officer support person who sites to her. He said that classic court just lets it fly whenever and where ever she is! I had not experienced it until very recently. It is an English thing? Classic court was standing over someone elses desk helping with a computer problem. She could not figure it out and called me. I went over and she and I were both standing over another employee when all of a sudden this horrific smell permeated the air. It was not me and it was not the other employee. I must have cringed or screwed up my nose or something subtle and the employee we were helping saw and raised an eyebrow toward classic court. It was her!
Has she no shame. All of us standing in dress business suits and out comes her fart. She did not make any move at all to leave. I backed away under the guise of having a deadline. She stayed a little longer...just until the employee we were helping got up. Most likely to get some fresh air!!!
Since that time I have been overcome by her farts 2 other times. I have asked her if she drinks green tea. Green tea is a natural stool deodorant. A cup or 2 everyday and your stools/bowel movements have no smell. It is true! I drink green tea because I like it and it is true about it being a stool deodorant. Somehow something in the tea kills the bad bacteria or neutralizes the smell of the bacteria in the waste that causes stool odor. Classic court does not like green tea! That would be too easy. For her it is only PG Tips...the queens tea.
It would do no good to mention it to her as she lives by a different European standard. Not only do we have the sardine wars with her but now we have farts! God knows I love her as a person and she is a great employee but those smells are offensive!
Fart Joke of the day
An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very
New York City Office Building.
A young and beautiful woman gets into
elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman
and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly
turns to the
old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destiny
and is about to get
off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both
beautiful women in the eye,
she bends over, and farts....... "Broccoli - 49
cents a pound!!!"
The Farting Dot
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What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond buckled shoe!