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Thursday, November 04, 2004

Beware of White Pickup Trucks

I have solved a mystery and it is one that eveyone needs to be aware of. It is the mystery of the "white pickup truck." Actually this is a warning that eveyone far and wide needs to beware of the evils of the white pickup truck. They are evil you know. Very.

For the past 8 years I have noticed the white pick up trucks are rogue vehicles. They have an evil personality all their own. They seem to think that they own the road and will go to any lengths, even crashing to prove that.

For the past 8 years, white pick up trucks have been the only ones to not let me into traffic when I am in a merge lane. White pickup trucks have been the only ones to cut me off in traffic by merging crazily in front of me. White pickup trucks are always been the ones who are tailgating me in my rearview mirror. No other car or truck does this...just the white pickup trucks.

Whenever I seem some crazy driver in the distance traveling very fast behind me and approaching very fast and then change lanes to continue at that high rate of speed...which is well over the speed has always been a white pickup truck.

Whenever I have been almost run off the road, it has always been a damned white pickup truck that has done it. What vehicle is always making a sudden stop in front of me??? A white pickup truck of course. And they do not just do it to me. I see white pickup trucks doing these things to others as well. I have a run in with a white pickup truck at least twice a week, every week. How else could I have this revelation about white pickup trucks??

White pick up trucks are evil. I have pondered long and hard. Is it the truck itself or the driver in the truck? It has to be the truck because all the drivers have been random..young, old, men, has to be the truck.

Please, spread the word. Be on the alert for white pickup trucks. They seem to be everywhere and are the bad seed of the auto world. Look out and be on the alert for white pickup trucks. Guard your kids and yourself. The next time you see a white pickup truck, be afraid.

Be very afraid.

What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond buckled shoe!
~~Aileen Mehle~~

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CMapes said...

have we pondered the personality of the individuals who purchase a white pick-up truck? hmmmm

ArtPhoenix said...

Yes, it must clearly have to do with the sort of people who are attracted to the ugly vehicles.