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Saturday, September 20, 2008

No White After Labor Day

When I was younger there was a rule. No White After Labor Day.....not just shoes. Nothing white. The office manager came in on yesterday in a white skirt. I had to look. She wears black and lots of black all the time. She wore a lot of black the entire summer. She has never worn this white skirt before. Now it is after Labor day and she breaks out the white?

What was she thinking? No white after labor day. I told her it was September and that she is only allowed to wear white between Easter and Labor Day. 2 other heffers in the office jumped in saying it was SHOES only. I told them NO!.....not SHOES only and before you know it, the four of us were yelling and screaming about no white after Labor Day. It got crazy. 2 were saying that I always had to say something about peoples clothes or shoes . No...I said that I only mention things that are a sure sign of little to no home training or etiquette. Well. It only gets better. Or things that should only be done in the privacy of your bathroom at popping pimples.

Everyone was grossed out then. They got quiet. I yelled, "don't make me mention all the gross things that you all do at work!" No white after labor day.... look it up people! We could hear the BIG boss coming in the door and those three girls left my desk area. Most likely to scratch their armpips and dig in their noses! The nerve of some people. I AM the fashion police in the office. LIVE with it PEOPLE!

What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond buckled shoe!
~~Aileen Mehle~~

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